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Halftime report (Brazil-DPRK) June 15, 2010

Posted by Alex Tomchak Scott in World Cup 2010.
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So the unctuous Brazilian capitalist under-pig-dogs have spent the half cheating their way to a 0-0 upset draw. Clearly, envious of the socialist paradise that is the glorious Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, some agglomeration of malevolent capitalist forces — the canary-shirted coffee-hoarders themselves, perhaps FIFA, maybe the American pigdogs — has drugged the glorious Chollima to blunt their glorious goalscoring potency.

One can only expect the glorious people’s champion and Dear Leader Kim Jong Il will find some miracle cure for the odious capitalist poison in the second half. Never you fear.



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