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DPRK News Wire: DPR Korea wins World Cup after other countries run scared. June 21, 2010

Posted by Alex Tomchak Scott in Uncategorized.

The DPR Korea news release is curt, but defiant.

[From the North Korean news wire.]

Terrified by the glorious DPRK’s unstoppable showing in the decadent, pointless, capitalist World Cup, the other 31 teams have forfeited the tournament, leaving the Chollima to go home champions. They defeated Portugal 6-0 and Brazil 22-0.


1. tom - June 21, 2010


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