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Euro 2012 Insomnia preivew: Denmark’s three water boundaries threaten attack on German boarder; yearn for Island status. December 5, 2011

Posted by michaeltomlinson in Euro 2012.
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Peninsula just isn’t cutting it anymore.

Apparently the Fédération Internationale de Football Association  or (Fifa) didn’t get the memo about trying to have a real chill tatted up ballin’ ass Denmark team sneak through to the knockout stages. Instead they put the sweet, succulent pastries in the group of death with Euro crushing queens, Portugal and the speed skating enthusiasts who speak a weird brand of German known as Dutch? I think. Also the real German speaking Germans are involved as well, but they have far too many talented central attacking midfielders to be any good in this tournament, so I’ll leave them out of this.

I knew Sepp Blatter was a racist and a fool but I thought that also came with a side of silliness and childish fun, ala Don Imus. BOY was I wrong. Shit I forgot, More after the break….

Just kidding there is no break, its bedtime, write in the  morning goodnig….



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