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Rooney puts Piers Morgan on suicide watch August 30, 2011

Posted by michaeltomlinson in English soccer, European soccer.
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Friendly banter? Probably not

Notorious Arsenal fan and  semi-famous  Simon Cowell impersonator Piers Morgan has put the island of Britain on high alert. His short but sweet tweet conversation instigated by Wayne Rooney suggests he may take his own life after what I can only assume will be a brutal stabbing of Arsene Wenger. Sounding like a disappointed mother or an opinion anyone gives two shits about Morgan  made many tweets in a matter of minutes questioning the French Manager’s future at the Emirates.

Shortly after Rooney tweeted that gem above, and received a crude Shrek comparison in return from the British Pundit. In retrospect Morgan could have just been pointing that Rooney is actually two persons that are vastly more popular than himself.

We at The Half Volley wish Morgan all the best, or whatever.